Tiny Dancer

生活小常识共享

                                      

实践证明， 一星期内喝15加仑绿茶（必须是绿茶！纯水或饮料或别的茶是不行的！）可以清除人体内大约10支JOINT和6块阿姆斯特丹樱桃蛋糕的毒素。我对象不小心被单位发现于近期内去过荷兰（他骗人说去德国， 被同事揭发），按要求需要做drug test。 我们很着急， 查出来是要走人的。 然后他妈给出了15加仑绿茶的方子， 说亲身用过。

我们现在还在等测试结果， 但是整个人已经浮肿到不行了。我靠， 不会得肾炎吧。15加仑是个什么概念？

最后的最后， 看了整本书后， 还是最喜欢这一章， 摘抄如下：

My favorite interviewing story is the time I made the law student totally break down. He was a law review kid, from either Columbia or NYU, I think. He asked me what my favorite thing about the firm was. I told him it was the way everyone was so nice to me after my nervous breakdown. I explained that I'd been in the office for a week straight, doing due diligence on a really important case, as a first-year associate, and the partner I was working for came in and just started screaming at me, throwing things, telling me he was going to throw me right through the window if I didn't get my act together and start earning my salary. So I started crying, and he took the picture frame from my desk, and slammed it into the ground, and glass went everywhere, and I just lost it, and had to be sent away to the hospital to recover for a few days. But when I got back, I explained, everyone was really nice about it. They only made me work 6 days that week, and even let me grab a quick lunch that Friday. So I could tell this kid didn't want to believe anything I was saying, but I kept a straight face through it all. And he asked if I was telling the truth, and I told him I could show him the picture frame to prove it -- that I had the broken picture frame in my drawer, all this time. And I reached for the drawer, to open it, and he quickly said of course he believed me, and wanted to know if things were really that bad. I was the last interview before he went out to lunch with two associates, and when they filed their reports they said he was a mess, couldn't stop shaking and fidgeting, asked all these lifestyle questions, and went to the bathroom right after the main course, and they thought he might have vomited it all up. This is power. Making law students vomit. This is why I like being a lawyer.

【作者: Mrs Darcy】【访问统计:】【2008年06月16日 星期一 22:13】【注册】【打印】